‘Guy mates’

So my bestfriends (the girls) told me to write about my bestfriends (the guys).

There’s a lot I can say about them all.
I could list their names and state the things I love about each one of them.

I won’t embarrass them that much.
They’re all typical guys. They’ll all you ‘gay’ if you try and get soppy or emotional with them, they throw food at eachother and talk with their mouths full. The ‘banter’ can sometimes go a bit far but that’s because they’re guys and were girls and girls just can’t do banter, they take it to heart.

I wouldn’t change any of them for the world though.

They will always be there if you’re feeling down and will listen to you moan on at them about nothing in particular. They’re hugs are the best, you know that they’re really genuine and they can keep a secret.

Some of the things they say and do can be some of the funniest things I’ve ever witnessed. Or some of the weirdest. If you’ve never seen somebody eat a tea bag then you’re obviously not friends with these guys.
They will look after you when you’re not feeling too good or if you just feel a lot like poo.
Talking of poo their farts are absolutely disgusting.
They don’t care what us girls look like and don’t mind if we’re hair scraped back with no makeup on in a hoodie. We don’t have to make an effort for them or be careful what we do or say because it really doesn’t matter to them.(i hope!)
I can’t wait to have most of them round this weekend. They’ll probably wreck the place but we’ll have so much fun.
They’re absolutely crazy but I love them so much. They’ve cheered me up just writing about them. They’ve been my friends for about 3 years and I don’t think I’ll ever find any as special and lovely as these guys if I looked for the rest of my life.